Offset is giving High-Heels, Homie—Offset’s Cardi Clone Era Is Giving Remy Ma Clown Sh*t
Offset can’t keep Cardi B’s name out his mouth—probably because nothing else of hers is going in it.
That’s the line. That’s the truth. That’s the only bar he’s dropped in months, and he didn’t even write it. He’s out here obsessing, pressing, and publicly embarrassing himself with more dedication than he ever gave to his marriage.
Full-blown high-heels, homie behavior. Bitter bitch vibes in Balenciaga boots.
Let’s talk about the foolery. This man logged onto IG and posted a video clowning Cardi’s burnt chicken wings.
He giggled. Tried to be slick. Thought he was exposing something.
But here’s the kicker: she told us she don’t cook or clean in “WAP” and still got the ring. This isn’t tea. It’s recycled tap water.
Offset cooked up nothing but petty content and now he’s tryna plate it like gourmet drama.
Newsflash: that burnt chicken was still more well-done than his loyalty.
And now—because petty has no expiration date—he’s out here parading around a Cardi B lookalike. A cosplay queen.
A knockoff Cardi he pulled from Instagram like a bootleg action figure.
Bro really looked at Cardi, fumbled the bag, the love, and the legacy, then said:
“Let me go find a tribute act.”
It’s not even disrespectful. It’s sad.
Let’s not ignore the pattern: Offset stays trying to weaponize Cardi’s name for attention.
He’s dropped more subliminals than Migos dropped mixtapes.
Every time he gets ignored, he spirals. He’s not rapping anymore—he’s ranting. Posting shade. Stalking headlines. Crying in the comments like a divorce diva with Wi-Fi.
Cardi took the ring—Offset took the L.
He’s clinging to relevance by throwing Cardi under the bus she already drove away in. And she’s not giving him a single breath.
Not a quote. Not a tweet. Nothing. She’s unbothered. And that, right there, is why he’s spiraling.
We haven’t even touched the most humiliating chapter: he asked for spousal support. Spousal. Support.
Offset fumbled a global superstar, cheated on her publicly, made a fool of himself daily—and now wants a check? Cardi birthed a brand and carried a marriage.
This man contributed… what, exactly? Infidelity and bad fits?
Offset is acting like a man scorned and sauced on Moscato. He doesn’t want closure. He wants clout.
He’s trying to stir the pot, but all he’s cooking is his own downfall. Cardi’s booking shows. He’s booking lookalikes.
Offset’s new track? Clout-Chasin’ in Heels (Feat. Cardi’s Name in Every Bar). That’s the only project he’s got going.
You know what it is? It’s giving Housewives of Hip-Hop. From Migos to Messy: Offset’s Audition Tape for Real Housewives of Atlanta.
He’s in his confessional era. Lashes on. Mic hot. Talking about Cardi like she’s still in the building. She’s not. She left the group chat.
You’re talking to yourself.
And the internet? They’re not buying it. The “burnt wings” clip didn’t hit. The shade bounced. The lookalike got laughed off Twitter.
Fans are quoting “WAP” back to him. Dragging him with his own ex’s bars. Cardi is still charting—Offset’s still chasing.
Let’s be real: all this drama is a result of being left behind. The Cardi era is still moving.
The Offset moment? Expired.
We’ve got facts. We’ve got footage. And we’ve got a timeline full of people screaming,
“Sir… be for real.”
TL;DR:
Offset mocked Cardi’s burnt wings—like she didn’t say that line in “WAP” first.
He’s dating a Cardi B lookalike. We see it. It’s giving desperation.
He requested spousal support. Offset, be fr.
Cardi’s doing numbers. Offset’s doing TikToks in his feelings.
And fans? They’re roasting him with her lyrics.
Offset wanted clout. He got clowned. Cardi moved on.
He logged on. And the whole internet is watching him spiral in designer heels like a Hunts Point Hooker looking for a meal….
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