An Open Letter to the “Let’s Make America White Again” Crowd

Why Not Take Your White Flight to Mars?

Since you love ‘White space’ so much, why not make it literal and book a one-way ticket to Mars? It’s the perfect place—cold, barren, and completely devoid of diversity. Sounds like paradise, right?

You do realize—I mean, you do realize—that most Americans actually enjoy not living in a 1950s segregation fantasy, right?

Contrary to the fever dreams of certain individuals clinging to a crumbling ideology, most people just want to live their lives in peace, surrounded by a mix of cultures, backgrounds, and, dare I say, flavor.

But no, some folks are still desperately trying to resurrect an expired subscription to White America™—even though nobody is signing up for it anymore.

And let’s be honest: ever since the Trump administration, it’s like someone found an old KKK starter pack in the attic and thought,

Hey, let’s give this another go!—except, oops, no one’s interested.

It turns out that hate-based nationalism is so last century, and the handful of people still pushing it are finding themselves in a social desert, screaming into the void.

So, I have a simple solution for those still clutching their “whites only” dreams—why not relocate? No, seriously. If the sight of other races and cultures enjoying life offends you that much, why stay? There are plenty of options!

The Caucasus Mountains sound perfect—after all, you keep insisting you’re “Caucasian,” right? Or, if that’s too much of a stretch, why not take advantage of Elon Musk’s apparent obsession with sending humans to Mars?

Imagine it—a whole new world where you can design whatever dystopian society you want. One-way tickets only, of course.

Or maybe there’s a remote, frozen tundra somewhere near Antarctica that would be just the right mix of “isolated” and “uninhabitable” to suit the needs of those who simply cannot fathom diversity.

Just saying, if you hate multiculturalism so much, you’re the one who should leave. Not the other way around.

Meanwhile, back in Washington, the hypocrisy is literally doing backflips. One minute, the U.S. government is saying, Immigrants must go!

The next, it’s rolling out a welcome mat for European (White) South Africans—because apparently, some immigrants are more desirable than others.

Trump is over here sanctioning South Africa for telling white settlers that they can’t keep stolen land, but at the same time, he’s trying to purge America of anyone who doesn’t look like him. Make it make sense.

So, let’s really think about it: What would America look like if every racist, xenophobe, and misogynist packed up and left? Would it be a utopia of peace and unity? Or would we suddenly realize that we’ve lost our main source of unintentional comedy?

No more racist rants caught on camera? No more unhinged Facebook posts about “the browning of America”? Maybe it would be boring—who knows?

But what we do know is this: The days of racial purity dreams are over.

The majority of Americans don’t want it, don’t need it, and aren’t going to tolerate it.

Yes! You can LOVE your race, and be proud of it; but you don’t have to be a racist dick about it! So, to the last few die-hards trying to make segregation great again—there’s a spaceship with your name on it.

Bon voyage.